"Dan Plus Laos Equals: D-Laos"

A happy go lucky medical goods factory somewhere in the mid-west. The cast of regulars includes, Loosey Lui, Burn Face Michelle Yeoh, The Red Hand, Hong Kong Rita, Blowfish Biglips, Meloveyoulongtime and Rick Rickshaw.
Dan speaks with favourite local and mega legend, The Mighty Shoe. We join them mid-conversation.

The Mighty Shoe (Speaking with Asian twanged accent.)
"So out of your group, who do you think is nicest?"

Dan (Confused by the question.)
"Uh... I don't know."

The Mighty Shoe (Laughing.)
"I thought, that you were going to say, that you were the nicest."

Dan
"Nah, I'm too modest."

The Mighty Shoe
"...You are the oddest?"

Dan
"Modest?"

The Mighty Shoe
"...Oddest?"

Dan
"Mod-est"

The Mighty Shoe
"Odd-est."

Dan
"Actually, I'm am the nicest."

The Mighty Shoe
"Oh, okay."

All sorts of awkward silences fall on the pair.

The Mighty Shoe
"So, what did you guys do at the weekend?"

Dan
"Took a drive out to the zoo. It was great. We saw a rare ape."

The Mighty Shoe (Genuinely shocked.)
"Oh my God, that is terrible.

Dan
...?

The Mighty Shoe
"Did you call the police?"

Dan
"Uh...no, we just watched for a while and I took some pictures."

The Might Shoe
..?!

Dan
"Uh...I don't know what I just did there but I want you to know The Mighty Shoe, that I think you're great."

Hong Kong Rita
"I think you great too Dan; great on my nerves."

Dan (Throwing it down.)
"You want some of this shit Rita?."

End scene.

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