Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Pink Streets
He was the rookie cop, small town kid in the big city, having to learn about life on the streets the hard way.Billy had his hands full.
But he had a partner.
Presenting Richard Sandrak in his movie debut, as Detective McMurphy, a cop who's seen it all,grew up on the wrong side of the tracks and came back to put the bad guys away,three failed marriages, six kids,four dogs,drink problem, smokes three packs a day, one day from retirement.
Together, there gonna fight crime the eighties way, in cut offs, oversized sunglasses, cod pieces and pink lamborghini's.They're gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum the american way, while finding out things about each others body's they never thought possible.
This summer if you don't see a trailer for Pink Streets, you better hope you're visually impaired.
But he had a partner.
Presenting Richard Sandrak in his movie debut, as Detective McMurphy, a cop who's seen it all,grew up on the wrong side of the tracks and came back to put the bad guys away,three failed marriages, six kids,four dogs,drink problem, smokes three packs a day, one day from retirement.
Together, there gonna fight crime the eighties way, in cut offs, oversized sunglasses, cod pieces and pink lamborghini's.They're gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum the american way, while finding out things about each others body's they never thought possible.
This summer if you don't see a trailer for Pink Streets, you better hope you're visually impaired.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Bollocks Trauma
The following were the results of exam related trauma to the frontal lobe area of the brain of a 24 year old male:
1. The fatal stabbing with a blunt fork of a fellow student in a canteen queue.The motive= standing too close behind the test subject, cunt.
2.The strangulation of a cleaning lady using the elastic from a pair of boxer shorts.The motive= making too much fucking noise, talking bollocks to your stupid cleaning colleagues, interrupting the test subjects futile attempts to read a sentence of bollocks.
3.The beating to death of a mangirl with a blunt keyboard.Motive= Stop spazing out on the keyboard you fat bitch, interrupting the test subjects ability to think of bollocks to put in this list. Ah fuck it.
1. The fatal stabbing with a blunt fork of a fellow student in a canteen queue.The motive= standing too close behind the test subject, cunt.
2.The strangulation of a cleaning lady using the elastic from a pair of boxer shorts.The motive= making too much fucking noise, talking bollocks to your stupid cleaning colleagues, interrupting the test subjects futile attempts to read a sentence of bollocks.
3.The beating to death of a mangirl with a blunt keyboard.Motive= Stop spazing out on the keyboard you fat bitch, interrupting the test subjects ability to think of bollocks to put in this list. Ah fuck it.
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Local Gunman Returns
Yes, Bob! What i said was my uterus was cleansed....... CLEANSED Bob! Cleansed by Jesus himself.
In other news, infamous local gunman Dan Meethan is set to return to Ireland on Friday, to face charges of illegally impersonating a bearded woman.
Irish Authorities have filed an extradition request for the male nurse believed to be living in Minnasoda, who is accused of frightening a child while dressed as a bearded lady, earlier this year at a pitch and putt event in Murroe, Co.Tipperary.
Flight records show he travelled to America on 28th March last , soon after Murroe police sought to question him.It is understood that within days of arriving in Minnasoda he unsuccessfully attempted to expose himself to a a full scale model of a T-Rex dinosaur from the late Triassic period.
Unable to secure work in the city of Minnesoda, it is believed the accused lived for a time in several city parks, moving from one to the other when the heat from local mothers got too heavy.
The accused was taken into the custody of the Minnasoda State Police on friday last when a number of sightings in the lakes district of a peson illegally impersonating a bearded walrus, were reported to police.
Upon being taken into custody the accused was heard to say "I ain't got nothin to say to nobody but Kojack".
This brings to the number five, children who were frightened at pitch and putt events already this year.A startling increase of 2% on the number recorded for the first quarter of last year.
In other news, infamous local gunman Dan Meethan is set to return to Ireland on Friday, to face charges of illegally impersonating a bearded woman.
Irish Authorities have filed an extradition request for the male nurse believed to be living in Minnasoda, who is accused of frightening a child while dressed as a bearded lady, earlier this year at a pitch and putt event in Murroe, Co.Tipperary.
Flight records show he travelled to America on 28th March last , soon after Murroe police sought to question him.It is understood that within days of arriving in Minnasoda he unsuccessfully attempted to expose himself to a a full scale model of a T-Rex dinosaur from the late Triassic period.
Unable to secure work in the city of Minnesoda, it is believed the accused lived for a time in several city parks, moving from one to the other when the heat from local mothers got too heavy.
The accused was taken into the custody of the Minnasoda State Police on friday last when a number of sightings in the lakes district of a peson illegally impersonating a bearded walrus, were reported to police.
Upon being taken into custody the accused was heard to say "I ain't got nothin to say to nobody but Kojack".
This brings to the number five, children who were frightened at pitch and putt events already this year.A startling increase of 2% on the number recorded for the first quarter of last year.
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