Tuesday, March 07, 2006

"TV Times #1"

Coming up on Star Trek, The Next Generation, Data finally fulfils his dream to become a human while the rest of the crew fulfil their shared secret dream... to become androids.


Android Picard.
"Commander Data, how long until we reach Starbase 657?"

Data
"Twenty-two hours Captain."

Android Picard.
"Incorrect."

2 comments:

Kaufman said...

I'm here to reproduce Michael's first line. Funny shit, Meehan. There.

Question relating to the raping of clowns by God: Does he rape only clowns who believe or is any clown susceptible to a God rodgering?

RockstotheChest said...

I don't know much of the mechanics of clowns getting a "God rodgering," but as to whether they enjoy it or not...thats just a myth.
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