If you meet Evangeline Lilly, please punch her in the tits, from me.
When you're doing it say "That's from The Rage."
Also. I finished Oblivion. I left the main quest to the end and the end of it is fucking mega. Pure Erikson, incredibly so. I was creaming. As for the rest of the game it's fucking mega. I could tell you some stories that would make your willy dribble. But i'm not going to as it would spoil your gaming fun. Needless to say, I was like a fucking megaboy toward the end. Striding through towns, people cheering my name, spanking the vilest demons with the flat of my blade and generally annihilating evil with extreme prejudice. I also annihilated some good that was annoying me.
I've started again as a new character... another Barbarian. This time I'm going to do every quest I missed the first time. I'm also going to try and murder everyone in the Imperial City, just to see what happens.
In response to 1. just say 'ok.' I'm fully aware that a punch in the tits from you will, in fact, kill her. You are, after all, Knife-Hands Dan. That is the intended effect. If you can get the Hobbit as well then more power to you.
As for 2, I've been arsing around and now have, at level 3, a more powerful sword and suit of armour than I had at any stage during the first game. Unfortunately it's so heavy I can't carry anything else while wearing it. I also contracted a disease called 'Brainrot.' Which I thought was funny. But not as funny as accidentally turning into a vampire, which happened me in the last game. I was bitten and then just forgot about it. A few days later I awoke from slumber to discover that I had become a creature of the night... amusingly, during the transformation my smig fell off. Which I was disgusted with.
Also in the last game I found a Unicorn, and rode it (literally) around the place, while being chased by a load of Minotaurs. The fucking thing was unreal stroppish though and it broke the last straw when I was attacked by some bandits. I got off the Unicorn, drew my sword and started attacking the bandits. Unfortunately the Unicorn panicked and started laying into me. So I had to put the fucker down. I then went back to the place where I found it and beat the shit out of the Minotaurs there for letting me steal it in the first place. I left it's horn there, which I sawed from its head when it died, as a memorial.
At another stage, I was running around for ages and decided to go into third person view for a while only to discover that I'd accidentally sold all my armour a while back and had been running around climbing the frozen peaks of the north and battling the agents of evil in the nip. That was embarassing. I stole some burgendy linens at a farmhouse to hide my modesty.
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Haven't you got the pox yet Kelly?
If you meet Evangeline Lilly, please punch her in the tits, from me.
When you're doing it say "That's from The Rage."
Also. I finished Oblivion. I left the main quest to the end and the end of it is fucking mega. Pure Erikson, incredibly so. I was creaming. As for the rest of the game it's fucking mega. I could tell you some stories that would make your willy dribble. But i'm not going to as it would spoil your gaming fun. Needless to say, I was like a fucking megaboy toward the end. Striding through towns, people cheering my name, spanking the vilest demons with the flat of my blade and generally annihilating evil with extreme prejudice. I also annihilated some good that was annoying me.
I've started again as a new character... another Barbarian. This time I'm going to do every quest I missed the first time. I'm also going to try and murder everyone in the Imperial City, just to see what happens.
In response to 1. just say 'ok.' I'm fully aware that a punch in the tits from you will, in fact, kill her. You are, after all, Knife-Hands Dan. That is the intended effect. If you can get the Hobbit as well then more power to you.
As for 2, I've been arsing around and now have, at level 3, a more powerful sword and suit of armour than I had at any stage during the first game. Unfortunately it's so heavy I can't carry anything else while wearing it. I also contracted a disease called 'Brainrot.' Which I thought was funny. But not as funny as accidentally turning into a vampire, which happened me in the last game. I was bitten and then just forgot about it. A few days later I awoke from slumber to discover that I had become a creature of the night... amusingly, during the transformation my smig fell off. Which I was disgusted with.
Also in the last game I found a Unicorn, and rode it (literally) around the place, while being chased by a load of Minotaurs. The fucking thing was unreal stroppish though and it broke the last straw when I was attacked by some bandits. I got off the Unicorn, drew my sword and started attacking the bandits. Unfortunately the Unicorn panicked and started laying into me. So I had to put the fucker down.
I then went back to the place where I found it and beat the shit out of the Minotaurs there for letting me steal it in the first place. I left it's horn there, which I sawed from its head when it died, as a memorial.
At another stage, I was running around for ages and decided to go into third person view for a while only to discover that I'd accidentally sold all my armour a while back and had been running around climbing the frozen peaks of the north and battling the agents of evil in the nip. That was embarassing. I stole some burgendy linens at a farmhouse to hide my modesty.
Such is life on Cyrodil.
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