The following were the results of exam related trauma to the frontal lobe area of the brain of a 24 year old male:
1. The fatal stabbing with a blunt fork of a fellow student in a canteen queue.The motive= standing too close behind the test subject, cunt.
2.The strangulation of a cleaning lady using the elastic from a pair of boxer shorts.The motive= making too much fucking noise, talking bollocks to your stupid cleaning colleagues, interrupting the test subjects futile attempts to read a sentence of bollocks.
3.The beating to death of a mangirl with a blunt keyboard.Motive= Stop spazing out on the keyboard you fat bitch, interrupting the test subjects ability to think of bollocks to put in this list. Ah fuck it.
5 comments:
I want nothing.
Delicious!
I almost wish you were taking more exams, so there would be more list. MORE LIST!
Maybe not, though. I might pee my pants.
Mike: last exam tomorrow.Can't wait to have em over.
Frankie: relax.
There hasn't been a decent psycholigical thriller in ages, one where the psycholigist-cum-psychiatrist fucks his clients over.
It's time to write a script. The character I'm thinking of developing is phenomenally gifted in the head and in the pants. He's been in the profession long enough to have had a face lift and to where he now stalks the children of the clients he murdered during his week of work experience some seventeen years earlier.
Four of the new targets are into DP though they prefer the spit to the gulp. Their cummulative death is held back until the last third of the story.
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