Local Gunman Returns

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In other news, infamous local gunman Dan Meethan is set to return to Ireland on Friday, to face charges of illegally impersonating a bearded woman.
Irish Authorities have filed an extradition request for the male nurse believed to be living in Minnasoda, who is accused of frightening a child while dressed as a bearded lady, earlier this year at a pitch and putt event in Murroe, Co.Tipperary.
Flight records show he travelled to America on 28th March last , soon after Murroe police sought to question him.It is understood that within days of arriving in Minnasoda he unsuccessfully attempted to expose himself to a a full scale model of a T-Rex dinosaur from the late Triassic period.
Unable to secure work in the city of Minnesoda, it is believed the accused lived for a time in several city parks, moving from one to the other when the heat from local mothers got too heavy.
The accused was taken into the custody of the Minnasoda State Police on friday last when a number of sightings in the lakes district of a peson illegally impersonating a bearded walrus, were reported to police.
Upon being taken into custody the accused was heard to say "I ain't got nothin to say to nobody but Kojack".

This brings to the number five, children who were frightened at pitch and putt events already this year.A startling increase of 2% on the number recorded for the first quarter of last year.