Hey, what are you doing up so late?
Daniel says:
Having gay orgasms in my ass
Daniel says:
Oops sorry meant that for someone else
BERNADETTE says:
Lol I won't care to comment
Daniel says:
You better not, say nothing to no-body.
Daniel says:
Uh, so how are you?
BERNADETTE says:
And from then on well when the Barbarians tasted beer well then their meager mead was no substitute for the real deal
BERNADETTE says:
I’m fine and that last sentence was not for you
BERNADETTE says:
Lol don't worry I won't
Daniel says:
I'm not worried, for you see, I am only joking.
BERNADETTE says:
Someone once told me: many truths are revealed in jokes
Daniel says:
Oh give it to me big boy
Daniel says:
Oh Jesus sorry.
Daniel says:
That was, also a joke.
BERNADETTE says:
Hahahaha
Daniel says:
Yes indeed, ha ha.
BERNADETTE says:
If you're wondering about the beer
BERNADETTE says:
I’m telling Tom about how it got to Germany
BERNADETTE says:
And about the ancient Egyptians
BERNADETTE says:
And basically (as usual) I’m outlining doing his speech draft for him
BERNADETTE says:
He likes talking about beer to tick me off
Daniel says:
I don't give a shit.
Daniel says:
Ah fuck, sorry, I'm talking to an idiot on messenger
BERNADETTE says:
So I thought it would be fun if he gave a speech about something he likes
BERNADETTE says:
Ah ok
Daniel says:
Not you, this other fucking idiot, he is really annoying the shit out of me. Any suggestions to get rid of him?
BERNADETTE says:
Depends on your relationship to him
BERNADETTE says:
If you know him well
Daniel says:
Yeah?
BERNADETTE says:
Then tell him you are trying to download stuff and can't really talk
BERNADETTE says:
Or something like that I don't know
Daniel says:
That’s good enough for me. How’s lump? I haven't been talking to him in a while?
BERNADETTE says:
Well he is getting pics via email
BERNADETTE says:
I don't know what happened to the ones I sent via mail
BERNADETTE says:
So I finally decided to start using my digital so tom was over and we were loading the stuff up
Daniel says:
Sexy pics? Lump would love that considering all the porn he looks at.
BERNADETTE says:
They are pics of me ok
BERNADETTE says:
Sexy?
BERNADETTE says:
Not really.
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This conversation took place on the 20 September 2002.
It's their world dude. The retarded and delusional shall in inheret the earth. I love you Jesus!
It's cool someone is keeping a record.
Mike, how about you bless us with a post. Something brutal yet funny. The rape of a clown perhaps?
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